Of all the photos of him those which show his prodigious posterior have to be the ones he’d like to have erased from the collective memory of humankind. Look up “Trump’s fat ass” on Google images and below are the first photos you’ll see plus two more which have to make Trump wish he’d never have allowed a photographer to stand behind him when he was playing tennis or golfing.

I only incuded these here because Trump keeps allowing depictions himself looking like he just won the Mr. American Body Building Contest.

I actually was friends with Larry Mirvis when we both went to Michigan State and I used to lift weights with him. He won the Mr. Michigan competition at least once, in 1965. (I add this in the hopes he may Google himself, read this, and contact me since another friend, A.J., and I tried but haven’t been able to get in touch with him.)

If Trump didn’t care so much about his appearance I wouldn’t bother writing about this. For a man his age, while Joe Biden (and in all modesty, I) have far better physiques than Trump he isn’t all that morbidly obese. He could look like Chris Christi.

Jennifer Senior was the first columnist to call Trump a preening narcissist (read my article).

She wrote in her Mar. 9, 2020 New York Times column

President Trump Is Unfit for This Crisis. Period.

His narcissism is a grave danger to our health.

His preening narcissism, his compulsive lying, his vindictiveness, his terror of germs and his terrifying inability to grasp basic science — all of it eclipsed his primary responsibilities to us as Americans, which was to provide urgent care, namely in the form of leadership.

NY Times

Bodily narcisism is one of his more beneign personality traits but how he is perceived phsycially is very important to him. Consider his reactions to having his fingers be described as short and how calling his a short-fingered vulgarian. He reacted more to the reference to his finers than to being called a vulgarian (i.e., an unrefined person, especially one with newly acquired power or wealth.)

Read: “Tiny hands,” the insult that’s been driving Donald Trump bonkers since 1988, explained, VOX June 17, 2020

I can only image how he reacted to how Stormy Daniels desribed his genitals.

You can search Google Images for Trump in prison cartoons (here) or find many articles like this from The Columbus Dispatch:https://www.dispatch.com/story/opinion/cartoons/2023/03/21/cartoons-is-donald-trump-going-to-jail-indictment-arrest-protest-maga/70035335007/

The question that I consider along with many others is whether if convicted of any crimes which have prison times as possible penalties would Trump actually end up putting away his final days in prison.

Again proving Godwin’s Law, I end up referencing a Nazi. In this case it’s the only close Hitler henchman who didn’t hang at Nuremberg. This is Rupolph Hess who spent his last days in Spandau Prison in Berlin where Russian, American, British, and French shared the responsility of guarding him. He’s been called “the loneliest prisoner in the world, but probably the most pampered while he was the sole inmate of the Spandau War Crimes Prison.” Reference

I am copping a plea here because I am not speculating on whether Trump will actually end up being convicted of a crime where anybody but a former president would go to prison. Some days I optimistically think he might, other days I have trouble imagining him ending up wearing a jump suit which would match his hair and face (assuming he can get hold of his “products”).

What I think would happen is that in the event he is sentenced to prison time it would prove to be such an expensive proposition to house him like a typical high profile prisoner if only because he will have Secret Service protection he’d serve his time living in a trailer on prison grounds. He might even be able to play with his little putter there.

I made the illustration of Trump putting in a prison yard in March and used it is a blog or two when this notion that Trump might actually end up incarcerated was wishful thinking. I used a photo of an old exercise yard at West Virginia State Penitentiary, a retired, gothic-style prison in Moundsville, West Virginia, that operated from 1876 to 1995 taken by Carol Highsmith which is public domain in the National Archives at the Library of Congress.